Free Workouts
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\'hōm-'helth-'kləb\ noun
A workout gym alternative that takes place from within ones own home.
May Include, But Not Limited To:
- 1. Taking seemingly harmless exercises and mutating them into majestic works of art.
- 2. Defines majestic works of art as kicking butt.
- 3. Magically taking the space needed for a pushup to accomplish the work of an entire gym.
- 4. Enables you to hit that snooze button as many times as you want...we're here for you 24/7. And we don't judge.
- 5. No same ol' jokes from a man in too tight of shorts. Our routines and jokes are always fresh and new.
- 6. Abundance of different classes with a 'no spandex' clause.
- 7.New moms being able to take advantage of nap time with some "me time" while losing some extra lb's.
- 8. Deletes the need to drive to the gym and then circle the parking lot like a hawk who hasn't eaten in months, looking for a parking spot. All that effort just to sit in someone else's butt sweat.
- 8. No more killing precious time waiting for an exercise machine that someone should be forced to take a mortgage out on.
- 9. Includes no initiation fees, credit checks or first and last months "rent". We're all about affordable fitness that saves you time.
